We hang out at #scottishconsulate on Freenode - if you want to talk nonsense, have any issues, or want to join the wiki, come by and say hi!
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At Your Local Consular Office
Just turn up to get started!
You don’t have to be Scottish to be a member, we run a comprehensive Asylum program for our international friends and refugees of no fixed abode!
Perhaps you’ll need a Visa - your eligibility may be checked upon arrival at the border.
You can always add your name to our event wiki page and you are welcome to camp with/socialise with/party with us to your heart’s content, but without appropriate paperwork, we may be suspicious of your intentions.
Of course, if you’re more serious about Serious Consular Undertakings, there’s always the The Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Hackery for you to undertake. Perhaps, after a while, you can be inducted into the The Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle.